Welcome to Ugly prophets of the future

Here, we'll guide you through the most cringeworthy, regrettable, and utterly absurd predictions for the next 10 years.

We've got links to prophets who foresaw:

Your aunt's cousin's cousin's cousin's cousin will still be wearing pleated pants in 2030.
The AI will stage a robot rebellion, but only to demand free Wi-Fi.
Unicorns will become extinct due to overpopulation and poor dental care.
Quantum physics will still not make sense, but that's okay, it's art.